I wanted to facilitate a sort of meta-togetherness upon the viewing of this latest American football championship, so I established a small network via the Twitter platform with which to reflect on the event. It went okay.
- Me: I’ll b live tweetin this mofo all day long, get ready #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: If today is the super bowl, how many times will I have to hear the black eyed peas? #SuperBowl
- @Thuglas4Life: If I see one goddamn tweet about puppy bowl I will break my phone >:( #SuperBros
- Me: godspeed, italian greyhound. i put my house up for you (sorry @thuglas4life) #PuppyBowl #SuperBros
- Me: Get amped people http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyVh9sDusNQ #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: I also have to start watching the wire within 24 hours of the game if the giants win. #weirdbets
- @cwtb22: I have to write a 30 stanza rhyming poem about NY sports teams if the giant win. #weirdbets
- @Thuglas4Life: @[Me] god damnit god fucking damnit
- @Thuglas4Life: If you want to watch the puppy bowl. Head on over to YouTube.com on any day of the year #SuperBros
- Me: @cwtb22 has some kind of elaborate literary consequence if the Pats lose. lets hear it for lightweight stakes #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: If a giants fan brings wings to the super bowl party, do I let them live? #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: Both teams wear red white and blue. Go America! I’m live tweeting with @[Me] #SuperBros
- Me: “Am the Beaut” w/the Voice and miranda lambert who has a pink microphone. [penis joke] #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: @[Me] So ready to make fun of Tom Coughlin for 3 hours #letsdothisish
- @Rubin_Nick: @[Me] 10 bucks says its tails #SuperBros
- Me: I understand football only insofar as it is the exact same as pokemon. you have to catch them all #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: I don’t think bud light knows the difference between credit cards and beer #SuperBros #budlightplatinum
- Me: lost interest in this competition after the religious guy who is wrong about everything fell behind. you know, Rick Santorum #SuperElection
- @cwtb22: Maybe Tom Brady’s worst decision of all time. I’ve already given up. #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: @[Me] bro who is the mewtwo of football #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: @Thuglas4Life Rob Gronkowski, no doubt #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: 12 men on the field and you can’t stop the play?? And you don’t get the fumble. This is awful.
- Me: only the smooth flavor of coca cola can save these polar bears from the grim scythe of climate change #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: Who dug up Madonna for the halftime show? #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: @[Me] we are watching the stream so no spoilers asshole #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: If there is anything I’m learning so far, you can’t have 12 people in the field. Really. #SuperBros
- Me: @thuglas4life how far behind are you. spoiler: the game has started #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: @thuglas4life David Tyree just saved the game for the Giants with an incredible catch against his helmet #spoilers #SuperBros
- Me: Patriots really earning their halftime orange slices and Sunny D #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: Dominant drive. DOMINANT DRIVE!! That bravado is covering up how much I’m trembling with nerves. #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: Quick, Madonna is coming on! Turn the tv down!!!
- Me: this old man spoken word trio opening for Madonna sucks #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: I think this game is going to come down to who wins. #SuperBros
- Me: the servants of Vogue nation feed upon football tyranny #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: I haven’t stress eaten this much since the puppy bowl #SuperBros
- Me: Helen Mirren looks great! And I didnt know she was a singer #SuperBros
- Rubin_Nick: why is pauly shore gyrating in a dress at the superbowl #SuperBros
- Me: hey, it’s Laughing My Balls Off or whatever #SuperBros
- Me: this new Madonna jam is just all the Go-Gos songs combined… with a terrible song #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: wonder how much the-artist-formerly-known-as-Ron-Artest got paid to have his name embossed in gold at the end of that performance #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: Who was drunker: cee-lo or bill belichick?
- Me: do ya feel lucky…. America #SuperEastwood
- @Thuglas4Life: Shut the fuck up clint Eastwood #SuperBros
- Me: @Thuglas4Life don’t forget the tag. are we #SuperBros or #SuperFoes
- Me: announcers: “one of the teams has to win. unless the other one does. This I’m certain of” #SuperInane #SuperBros
- @cwtb22: That catch was so worth 6 million dollars! #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: @[Me] maybe my tweets aren’t just for my #SuperBros >:(
- Me: so do the players take all their foul shots at the end, or what #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: Not shown in this Bud commercial: racism, the Vietnam war, 9/11, or Madonna’s super bowl performance #SuperBros
- @Thuglas4Life: @[Me] I don’t know but this Elle Manning is supposed to be one hell of a pitcher #SuperBros
- @Rubin_Nick: good thing the Pats always have 12 men on defense #VinceWilfork #SuperBros
- Me: no Thomas, you throw it to YOUR teammate. it’s okay buddy, we’re all learning #SuperBros
- Me: this Bud Lite dog can fetch beers. i don’t need that shit, i have Will #SuperBros
- Rubin_Nick: First Manning Face sighting #SuperBros
- Me: i’ll be destroyed if the Giants win. also destroyed if the Patriots win. i’ve had a lot to drink #SuperBros
- Rubin_Nick: I’ve been waiting to see this coaching gambit for years. Belichick is a mad genius. #SuperBros
- Me: the super ball has concluded. man has met with man and one emerged as the winner @SuperBros [accidentally hitting @ instead of #, I gave a shout out to one “luigui”: 0 tweets, 0 followers, 1 following]
- Me: this image of old white men standing astride a silver football is mad poignant #SuperBros
- Me: the football trophy is just lousy with kisses #SuperBros
- Me: postgame analysis from Eli Manning: “we were not winning but then we were winning and then we won” #SuperBros
- Me: stick around for the premiere of The Voice, after this vital recap of the game every living person just watched #SuperBros
- Me: @cwtb22 hey pal, the Wire isn’t gonna watch itself. i got no plans tomorrow. #SuperBros forever
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